February 2012
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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“No one could blame American women here if they all suddenly decided to leave the...”
– John Oliver on American contraception debates, The Bugle 183 (via sixpencesoulcake) God, I wish I had the money to do so. (via lord-kitschener)
Feb 21st
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Feb 17th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 13th
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LOST: SELF-RESPECT (REBLOG FOR SIGNAL BOOST)
disgustinghuman: gublerwood: I don’t know, you guys. I’m really at a loss here. I can’t find my self-respect. It seems I have misplaced it. Here’s a photo of me with my self-respect fully intact:  See? Look at how happy I look? I’m fully clothed and you can just see the self-respect radiating off of me.  But somewhere in between that picture being taken and this picture being taken….  ...
Feb 13th
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Feb 12th
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carpe-cerevisi: The only entitlement you have after taking care of a drunk friend is the right to make fun of them for the rest of their life. That should be good enough for you.
Feb 12th
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Feb 12th
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Feb 12th
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Feb 11th
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Feb 11th
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somebody: nobody's perf-
tumblr: WOW, WHOA
tumblr: HOLD UP JUST ONE SECOND
tumblr: ARE YOU FORGETTING ABOUT WHITE DUDES
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somebody: wasn't that guy accused of domestic-
tumblr: PERFECT
Feb 11th
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twoforapound: omg i cant wait to be in an ,-. _,---._ __ / \ / ) .-' `./ / \ ( ( ,' `/ /| \ `-" \'\ / | `. , \ \ / | /`. ,'-`----Y | ( ; | ' | ,-. ,-' | / | | ( | | / ) | \ `.___________|/ `--' `--' intederminate state of life and death
Feb 11th
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Feb 9th
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ugh guys I'm so glad that you were all middle...
Feb 8th
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I married a Nice Man, not a "Nice Guy."
missworded: Nice Man - makes dinner because he’s an adult and the adults in the household do chores because food is necessary for not dying. “Nice Guy” - makes dinner because he wants you to fuck him. Nice Man - puts you in bed after you’ve had too much to drink because people who care about one another behave in compassionate ways.  Plus maybe the next day he can make fun of you a little. ...
Feb 7th
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boffingbyron replied to your photo: One of my friends said something really shitty… that’s amazing! I really like the way you do your eye makeup. Thank you! The key is lots and lots of practice and willingness to look horrifically embarrassing for 4 years until you finally get the hang of makeup.
Feb 7th
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Feb 7th
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Feb 7th
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Reasons why I love Loo Brealey
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Feb 7th
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a couple days ago, I sent my dad out to get...
morirmoran: (he was going grocery shopping and I added them to the list) We did some awkward “…What type…  do you… prefer?” conversing, and we figured it out based on the green/yellow/purple system that tampax has and everything was cool. He came home, they were the right tampons, although the package looked a little funny, and I took them away to their home in the upstairs bathroom and then...
Feb 7th
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Feb 7th
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Feb 7th
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Feb 7th
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Feb 6th
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nowaitninjas: i’m not a huge madonna stan altho i do fucking love her but lemme just say this: girl is 53 and has a waaaay better body than this 18-year-old and can still fucking dance  yet ppl were freaking out yesterday about madonna like OMG SHE STILL THINKS SHE’S 20 GURL UR OLD GET OFF STAGE yet when, like, mick jagger gets on stage or paul mccartney and they wiggle their hips around ppl...
Feb 6th
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Feb 6th
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Feb 6th
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Feb 6th
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“Although most boys figure out how to bring themselves to orgasm by age thirteen,...”
– Dorian Solot, I Love Female Orgasm: An Extraordinary Orgasm Guide. (via feministhistorian) Reiteration: Young women are sold provocative clothes but aren’t taught where to find their own clitoris. (via lawsonry)
Feb 5th
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GOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING, TUMBLR
STILL DRUNK FROM LAST NIGHT AND IT’S BEEN 13 HOURS SINCE I STARTED DRINKING HAPPY FUCKING LONG WEEKEND.
Feb 5th
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Feb 4th
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January 2012
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Jan 31st
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Jan 30th
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Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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morirmoran replied to your post: That’s fun and exciting. YOU SHOULD COME BACK TO VIRGINIA WHERE EVERYONE IS HAPPY WITH THE PATRIARCH AND NO ONE HAS SEX EVER. in other words, I’m upset because I didn’t have anyone to go with me to panera today. sigh. WAIT OKAY I went to Starbucks for breakfast by myself today and was thinking about our sisterly trips to RTC and how much I wanted to go...
Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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That's fun and exciting.
I really enjoy certain people insinuating that I’m a no-good two-faced slut for hooking up with someone and passing it off as concern for a friend. Especially when said friend has explicitly said that he doesn’t give a measly shit about who I fuck. Keep it classy and non-hypocritical, St. John’s.
Jan 29th
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